December 2009
Cringestalgia →
Last week my parents sent me a DVD with 198 files they excavated from my first computer. ‘Thought you’d get a kick out of these!’ they wrote on the Post-It Note. Most of them are high school writing assignments from 1996-2000. Short stories, book reports, debate texts and even for the love of God poetry. I’m making myself go through them, and this blog is where I’ll...
Heeb: HQ :Avatar Review: "The Cheese Made Me... →
Avatar was a lot like Burning Man. Cheesy in parts and filled with naked blue people wearing extensions. It’s almost too much at times but also beautiful, endlessly entertaining and absolutely unlike anything you will ever see elsewhere.
I ejaculated blue nerd cum for three hours straight. I came in Real 3D. I mistakenly thought I’d been cumming in 3D, since we all live in the third dimension....
The Brightest Light There once was a little candle named Blue. Blue lived in a...
– Shouts & Murmurs: Hanukkah Stories : The New Yorker
I don’t think women are top of anyone’s agenda. I find now is the time for more...
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