January 2010
Watchthedailywhat:
SNL: Andy Samberg is cursed to a lifetime of being randomly interrupted by the unlovable love child of Jon Hamm, Kenny G, and Fabio in the latest Digital Short from the incorrigibly iffy minds of The Lonely Island boys.
[nbc.]
I can’t stop loving this.
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger | The Onion →
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,” said hot-shot English professor...
fuckyeahmashups:
The White Panda - My Life Would...
“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They...”
– Homer Simpson (via absurdlakefront)
I was wearing white pants, white shoes, a black...
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“I hope the look you’re going for is ‘Pablo Escobar’s Interior Designer’ because you have totally nailed it.”
“This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...”
– President Barack Obama, SOTU address.
Yes, yes, yes.
(via thedailywhat)
Booth Drinking Game
Take a shot every time someone asks if we will be selling “The Lion King” for half price. In 30 min, you will be wasteyface.
New York woman falls, rips Picasso painting →
A significant Pablo Picasso painting was damaged after a woman attending art class lost her balance, fell into “The Actor” and tore it, The Metropolitan Museum of Art said
TV: Did you know that almost 1 in 3 girls will become pregnant by the time she's 20?
(looks of horror are exchanged around the room)
Me: (to Mana) WE MADE IT!
Mana: WE MADE IT!!!!!
high fives ensue
Netflix on Wii →
Attention Netflix lovin’ Wii owners: You can reserve your Netflix discs for the Wii right now and they will ship it to you when it’s released.
Where's My Cell Phone →
Those of you that know me IRL know that my posessions and I have a very open relationship. We see other people and places constantly.
Therefore when I need my keys, phone, ipod, sandwich, etc. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHERE ANY OF IT IS. I try to retrace my steps, but more often than not I spend hours in that special rage that is reserved for looking for lost things and spending time on the phone...
I don't think I'll be able to survive in a world...
subwaytovenus:
stepone:
Worth it for the gif
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Our Celebrity Booth Guest
Casey: How old is he?
Me: ummmm 20? No. 19. No. 20.
Casey: So he's not old enough to drink but old enough for me to get him drunk.
Me: yes??
Mana has an extra 7-11 Sandwich
Bryce: I found a hobo!
Mana: best news I've heard all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
