December 2010
Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: I'm Comic... →
You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of...
“I MUST KNOW WHERE WE GOT THOSE CHICKEN FINGERS FROM IT IS A CHICKENMERGENCY.”
– A text message I just sent. (via whatawonderful)
I got this text when I was with some family. My sister saw it and was like…uhhh your roommate is having a chicken EMERGENCY? How does that happen?
whatawonderful:
Watching My First Place (because of course I am), and this couple in Boston is being SUPER ANNOYING and the lady refuses to buy a place with small closet and the dude just goddamn quoted Dumb and Dumber while discussing a large closet.
GURL HGTV is for House Hunters and House Hunters International….once you get past that it just indicates you have a problem
Watchpopculturebrain:
Jimmy & Jack Black’s Very Special Performance of “Little Drummer Boy”
So you’ve seen Jack Black and Jason Segel do it, you’ve seen Will Ferrel and John C Reilly do it, but have you seen Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon do it with crazy Blue Man Group style drums, paint and light?
magic.
Bones found on island might be Amelia Earhart's →
The three bone fragments turned up on a deserted South Pacific island that lay along the course Amelia Earhart was following when she vanished. Nearby were several tantalizing artifacts: some old makeup, some glass bottles and shells that had been cut open.
Warner Bros has found 17 minutes of footage from... →
gq:
Why does Warner Bros have a salt-mine vault in Kansas?
What kind of idiot puts priceless Kubrick movie footage in a salt-mine vault in Kansas?
What the hell is a salt-mine vault?
Where the hell is Kansas?
GQ nailed the questions that instantly popped into my head
Queens Kitchen Is Base for Cooks Starting... →
The kitchen, rare in its approach, solves many problems. It offers cooks space they do not have at home, is fully equipped and complies with the city’s health code. The place has also fostered an informal network, where cooks combine purchasing orders for things like butter and olive oil to save money, or rely on one another as taste testers.
This non-profit commercial kitchen in queens that...
“I don’t hate Santa, I’m just deathly afraid of him!”
– Eliza
TUMBLR EATUP 3 HAS ARRIVED :D
seekingalpha:
after a long day of being out in the cold I came home to my package <3 thank you thank you thank you Will! :D
2 different types of goodies & a cute card :o) yay!
inside the container was some delicious red velvet brownies (um, YUM!) & pecan bars :D
of course they were as delicious as they look (:
LOOK AT THE CUTE CARD TOO <333
i love the people of tumblr...
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Everyone at work has this terrible disease
It’s keeping them home for 2 days and then they are coming in looking like hell and working away anyways. When the rest of us have expressed concern about catching this grossness they say “oh well it’s going around in general, not just here.”
what?
I need to get all SARS about this and wear a surgical mask at all times.
IBM computer to compete on 'Jeopardy!' -... →
section9:
joshmorrissey:
Yes I will watch every minute of this. Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter vs. A COMPUTER. A classic man vs. machine…2011’s John Henry vs. the Steam Powered Hammer. I am a huge Jeopardy nerd.
Video of Watson the Jeopardy playing computer in action below:
Oh nothing… I’m just totally blown away now.
Warhol Foundation Threatens to Cut Smithsonian... →
“Such blatant censorship is unconscionable. It is inimical to everything the Smithsonian Institution should stand for, and everything the Andy Warhol Foundation does stand for.”
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“We do not have a doomsday scenario at the CDC.”
– A spokeswoman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, responding to PolitiFact’s fact check of “The Walking Dead,” AMC’s hit series in which flesh-eating zombies take over the city of Atlanta and survivors taking refuge at the CDC learn that the agency’s offices are set to...
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The Most Damning Wikileaks Cable You'll Ever Read →
Ryan Gosling Addresses A Certain Internet Meme |... →
bbook:
timeoutnewyork:
fuckyeahryangosling:
LOL!
Basically this is the most amazing thing that has ever happened.
Cutest human.
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Westboro Baptist Church says it will picket... →
grossest thing I’ve heard in a while.
New Year's Eve - Snooki to Drop in Times Square →
The pint-sized Jersey Shore star, 23, has agreed to crawl into a ball that will drop in New York City’s Times Square as the clock counts down to midnight on New Year’s Eve, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Unspeakably happy.
Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling talk with Lynn... →
LH: Is that why you watch a lot of reality TV? Are you looking for the truth on, say, Cake Wars? RG: In a way. You do see human nature on those shows. But unfortunately fondant has changed the entire nature of cake decorating. It used to be more creative—fondant has changed everything.
As far as I can tell this has NOTHING to do with the rest of the interview and apparently Ryan Gosling is...
Rumor: Charlie Sheen to Play Zombie in Season 2 of... →
popculturebrain:
This is absolutely ludicrous and probably not even close to being true, but it’s too crazy not to post. Apparently Sheen’s a big fan and had his people approach the show. They could use him like Bill Murray in Zombieland but that doesn’t seem to fit the show’s tone at all. So we’ll see.
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“Ms. Kaufman treated many of her regular patrons as both friends and extended...”
– NYT’s Elaine Kaufman obit (via joepompeo)
Love this. Nothing to add.
(via gq)
