stuffhipstershate:

The Kindle

How much does that fucking thing cost? First off, I don’t spend more than $10 on anything. (Except my iPhone. And my MacBook Pro. But that’s it. Also, this American Apparel hoodie. Oh, and these headphones. But sound quality is fucking important.) Second, if I’m using that thing, how the fuck is everyone else on the bus supposed to know that I’m reading a dog-eared copy of Middlemarch and making notes in the margins, bitches? Totally crucial detail for that babe across the aisle to include in the Missed Connection she posts for me later tonight.

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brb never too busy reading stuff hipsters hate.