Kentucky State Trooper D. B. White said a manager of the Food World IGA in Neon arrived at work last week to find 22-year-old Andrew Allen Michael Toothman wearing only the confections and a pair of black boots.

Court documents say Toothman is accused of smearing peanut butter around the store, discharging fire extinguishers and using bottles of NyQuil to spell out the word “sorry,” according to The Mountain Eagle in Whitesburg.

White called it “the biggest mess I have seen.”

I think I have just found my valentine! The NyQuil part really spoke to me. I also like peanut butter, chocolate, and NyQuil.