I need a vacation

• Lady: when does the shubert open?
• Me: half an hour
• Lady: now?
• Me: half an hour
• Lady: now?
• Me: no, half an hour
• Lady: but i don't want to go there now and have them be closed
• Me: no they open in half an hour
• Lady: now?
• Me: no......at 12
• Lady: oh...now?